人物とペットのレトロなペイントソフト風イラスト

Transform the uploaded photo of an American adult and/or their pet into hilariously bad early-desktop paint software art. Preserve the exact people or animals, pose, expression, clothing colors, pet markings, furniture, framing and overall composition so the result remains instantly recognizable. Redraw everything with wobbly black mouse lines, awkward bucket-fill colors, crude airbrush shading, childish scribbles, uneven shapes and intentionally clumsy facial features. Make it charmingly terrible rather than polished pixel art. Do not add extra people or animals, change identity or coat markings, include readable text, logos or a watermark.